Thursday, November 19, 2009

Is this scenario funny??

imagine for a minute after all of God's children are in heaven and we're all seeing the familiar faces of friends and family members. We're all in our little groups asking them "hey, how you get here??" some say i got shot, some say car accident, others were slaughtered for preaching the gospel, some died of cancer, aids, just really painful deaths right, and then out of nowhere the prophet Elijah listening in on the conversation comes in trying to relate but he can't because he never experienced death. Everyone looks at him funny cause he had "the old charriot pick-up"


This is not really a question, just sharing some thoughts people lighten up.

Is this scenario funny??
and this one time at band camp,,,,,
Reply:Elijah wasn't carried off to heaven. He was being taken to his next assignment from god. But I see the humor, yes
Reply:whatever
Reply:that is an interesting scene...and i have always wondered about the prophet Elijah...he is the only human who never died...i wonder what he thinks??
Reply:In the afterlife those thoughts will not be present. It will be very different, and all of us will be busy praising the LORD.
Reply:You'd have to run it by TBS to be sure, but I'm going with very mildly funny. It's okay to laugh, but don't overdo it. ;o)
Reply:I don't get it.
Reply:They will all probably say the same thing(get him!)
Reply:no, it's not funny...i didn't laugh
Reply:Still not funny!!
Reply:What's the frequency, Kenneth?


What is it if you experience these symptoms?:?

Mood swings, become really upset, and really angry... Strong resentment of new friend brought into your gang because he's with [as in going out with] one of your good friends... even though I don't like her in that way... Talking to self a lot, answering self a lot, unaware of how to fix problems, even though i always know how to fix them... A bit anxious in social situations lately, itching of skin, small fear of seeing unwanted familiar faces, obsession with most of above? Ugh... Someone Help me!!! :-(

What is it if you experience these symptoms?:?
Firsty, do not panic. This is the first thing that you can find yourself doing right? Don't. I know its not easy but take deep breaths and KNOW to yourself you are going to be OK.





If you are really worried about yourself, pluck up courage to see your GP. Don't read a medical dictionary - you will diagnose yourself with something like schizophrenia when you actually have nothing of the kind.





And, by the way, how wrong you can be - you are not out of the usual teenage hormones yet - you are just getting started. For males, hormonal development does not even start to finish until you are at least 18 or 19.





Talking to yourself? -- Its interesting to know that this is one of the most common things people do. It can be worrying, but laugh with yourself - if it helps you overcome problems and sort out issues, who cares? I talk to myself all the time... sometimes without knowing I'm doing it! :D





As for mood swings - well, maybe that's just you. Are you a highly-strung person naturally? Many people chop and change like the wind, its just the way you are maybe?





Itching of skin - this is all tied up with your anxiety and again is a common reaction to nervousness and slight depression. Keep an eye on this as you don't want it to develop. Learn to relax and get a hobby - take your mind off of things for a bit and do something that stimulates your brain postively. Dwelling on things is hard not to do, I know this for a fact, but, in the long run, the ability to simply let go will serve you well in the future.





Stay away from searching for your "symptoms" on the Internet - do not do this. It makes you read into things that actually aren't there, think you have something you really don't have and believe some people's crap fictional stories about their 'depression'. I know you can sometimes get urges to look things up, but, don't - there is nothing there to find out that is not generally hyped-up crap.
Reply:Might be anxiety and/or depression which can be helped. If you are using any drugs symptoms can be heightened if you are already prone to them, I don't know how old you are but you could talk to your doctor, school counselor, pastor - and get help.


Good luck.
Reply:YOU HAVENT OUT GROWN THE TEENAGER MOODS CUZ YOUR STILL A TEENAGER!





A GANG? COME ON GROW UP YOU CHILD
Reply:first of all, GO AND TALK TO YOUR GP.





if you feel that this is really affecting you, you need to seek advice.


sounds to me though that your just getting worked up by what is LIFE


you have no control over any of the events you mention, if you can't control it then you have to accept it. concentrate more on changing the things that you do have control over but don't like.





good luck hope everything works out for you





ps don't be embarrassed about talking to a doctor about your mental health - he WILL have heard it before
Reply:I really think it's time you left the gang. Maybe you're just ready to move on. Whatever it is i think you may need to talk to someone who know's how to deal with your anxiety. Sort it out my friend, (from the mom of a 17 year old) x
Reply:just a guess. have you been or ever been on any type of drug? type in your questions using the word anxiety. you will get a host of good answers. you will see all of your symptoms and find the answer that fits you. good luck!
Reply:i think its called being a teenager! things are hard at that age. give her a break. and the mood swings might just be pmt.
Reply:you should go to the dr it could be a number of things such as ocd depression etc.
Reply:Typical of depression/anxiety (BTW, millions of American suffer these to one degree or another, so you are not alone.)


You can best deal with these through therapy and medication. Either ask for a referral from your doctor, or seek the advice of your community social services agency. Most of the latter agencies have both excellent referrals and/or staff that can be obtained for a minimal cost. Good luck.
Reply:life
Reply:low self esteem
Reply:Hi shug you need to go and see a doctor and explain your feelings. I think there is also an element of jealousy in your life and you don't like change. So make that appointment to see the doctor and don't 4get to let us all know how you go on cos we're thinking about you.. Have a nice week-end.
Reply:You need to change your mates. spread your wings a little.
Reply:I would say that this sounds like an unconscious anxiety associated with a past event. Can you think of any past situation that may be similar in any way to your present situation?


The anxiety is caused by the irrational perception of this situation turning out like another one you have previous experienced. The itching is a mystery to me however many over the counter pain killers contain codeine these days and can cause itching. My anxiety causes an unpleasant tingling beneath my skin on my arms and hands. Is this similar? Is the talking to yourself generally involving self criticising and justification. If so its just your totally normal inner critic. my neighbours must think I have a serious psychotic disorder due to my constant prattling and waffling.


There is a chance that you cannot remember the root cause of this however your unconscious mind remembers everything and these unknown thoughts and long past experiences still continue to affect our reasoning, motives and behaviour.
Reply:make an appointment to see your doctor
Reply:your not passed the hormone part of your life yet and its nothing more than be a little unsure of yourself ,we all think and talk to ourselves how could you not talk to yourself is that not part of the thinking process .
Reply:It seems you are depress because no one is pay attention with you, Go out and make new friends.
Reply:Human?





The itching skin though, I'd wonder if you're using cocaine or some kind of amphetamine, that would also explain your other symptoms.





EDIT: At 17 you're not past the teenage hormones. You're just getting started kid. 17 is the climax especially since you'll be 18 soon and expected to be an adult. Puberty doesn't end until you're in your early twenties.
Reply:Go to your doctor and get checked for OCD and if you are bipolar
Reply:doctors now not later!!!!
Reply:Sounds like hormones and being a teenager. I would try talking with someone about the resentment. Holding resentment is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die. It is not good for your health.


This gang that you hang out with, is it a good gang? Can you talk to these friends? Are you afraid to open up with them? Is there someone you can trust?
Reply:You should ask your doctor to have you tested for Bi polar disorder. Many of the above symptoms describe what many people also have that have Bipolar disorder, read all you can on it and ask your doctor for the test and help. If you do have this there are many medications that can help , good luck


Funny scenario (for my biblicaly literate people)?

I just though of a funny scenario,


imagine for a minute after all of God's children are in heaven and we're all seeing the familiar faces of friends and family members. We're all in our little groups asking them "hey, how you get here??" some say i got shot, some say car accident, others were slaughtered for preaching the gospel, some died of cancer, aids, just really painful deaths right, and then out of nowhere the prophet Elijah listening in on the conversation comes in trying to relate but he can't because he never experienced death. Everyone looks at him wishing they had the "old charriot pick-up" on their last day.

Funny scenario (for my biblicaly literate people)?
Haha he had a limo service from heaven...
Reply:Oh it wasn't a question - he just wanted to share some of his musings with people who might understand.
Reply:Wow that really is verrrrry fu..... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.


*yawn*
Reply:Did you ask a question and I missed it?
Reply:That is kind of funny. I suppose Enoch would be in a similar position-I guess he and Elijah would be on one side and everyone else on the other.


Just kidding, I know there would be no 'divisions' in heaven but still a funny thought.
Reply:Imagine talking to Paul, James, or some missionary who suffered a horrible torturous death because they would not renounce the name of Christ. How small is that going to make you feel.
Reply:that is funny
Reply:no jealousy in heaven ---
Reply:If the question was "is that scenario funny?" ... I'd have to say only marginally. I get the joke, but it's no really "ha-ha" funny ... more, "oh I see, yeah" funny.
Reply:the Bible tells about 2 prophets that will appear in the tribulation to preach the gospel, and will die, the whole world will see them.. and even throw a party because they are gone.. then on the 3rd day they will arise.. many people believe that one of those prophets will be Elijah, because he never died.. sounds reasonable.. doesn't it?


if so, then his day of death is coming.
Reply:what is funny about that?


what is the purpose of your life ?
Reply:Very funny.
Reply:Whats your point? This is funny how?
Reply:Well, there's going to be alot that met Jesus in the air !


Brain wave?

Experience in our daily life affects our mental state. When we are surrounded by stranger we get anxious and when we are around familiar faces we are happy. There are many different mental states and they change and disappear quickly as they come. Why does our mental state fluctuate almost randomly? I know external things play certain factor, but I have a wild idea that just came to my mind. I am a physic junky and it came to me maybe this external object send a wave associated with the mood that interference with our mental state (wave). My idea is that this wave bumps each other out canceling or interfering with each other creating certain emotion. Since a wave can have strong frequency certain feeling like anger, love, and hater maybe associated with strong wave frequency that might be the reason why we still hold the feeling even though we don’t want it. .

Brain wave?
Your question deals not only with what goes on in the brain, but even when, and how, we get born and how we develop.





Since thought occurs in the brain and is partly electrical in nature, emf fields may certainly influence thought.





I was intrigued when I found out that an astrological prediction made with great certainty and definition by a tarot card reader/astrologer in the sixties came true 20 years later. In 87 I got a print out of my numerological analysis together with a friend's. Hers was spot-on. Mine was on except for the influences and capabilities I acquired in a meeting that talked about changing karma.


The point is that we seem to get born under conditions appropriate to our karma, it means that the fields at our place-time of birth influence whether and how we slide out.
Reply:when I saw brain wave I though you are talking about moving object just by thinking....
Reply:no all though it's clear you've spent some time on this theory (and my old teacher always told me he'll beleive something if you can back it up) which you did. but i think something like this would all be subconcious, y do u feel out of place when you are say starting a new school and don't know anyone? because you ARE out of place. though i do like the anger thing where if someone is feeling angry it transmits to you, but that's kind of a chain reaction and is also an external thing

dental emergency

Are The Seattle Supersonics going to do well this year?

Without Sugar Ray, and Rashard, how will they contend?





how will the new additions do? Wally Szcerbiak, Delonte West, Kurt Thomas, Jeff Green, Kevin Durant.





how will our familiar faces do? Johan Petro, Mikael Gelabale, Chris Wilcox, Mike Wilks, Robert Swift, etc...

Are The Seattle Supersonics going to do well this year?
no they are too young..they have vets like wally and wilcox but they are not that good. They dont have a good point guard with ridnoar/west/wilks. They will win 20-26 games this year.
Reply:i dont think so they lost their 2 stars. but hopefully the additions and the staying sonics will have good chemistry
Reply:a lot better then Last Year so much so they'll be the Most Improved NBA Team, Next Year.
Reply:this year they won't


next year they might


two years they will


three years they probably will get really close to winning it all


if not in four years
Reply:They will do all right but in a few years they are going to be really good
Reply:no
Reply:nope. the mavericks are gunna kick their butt.
Reply:this yr wont be that great but htis is a team 4 the future now they let go of allen and rashard wally is kinda washed up but might still hav sum left in him they need a new pg and a better big man jeff green and kevin durant will become great players in the future but they will need a better supporting cast
Reply:there going to do better this year but they wont make the playoffs in the west
Reply:I think it will be a struggle. When you are rebuilding around young guys, especially rookies, you'll always be a bad team, at least until those young guys get some experience. Durant will get double teamed every time down the court, and I don't think the Sonics have a good second option. They'll have another high draft pick next year, but then it's playoffs for them.
Reply:not very well. i think they'll win 15-25 games
Reply:This year you guys will stink, but the future looks bright.
Reply:No,Kevin Durant will be so busy thinking about how he can out do Greg Oden a.k.a. The Big O, and getting rookie of the year.He will be looking in while Greg is in the playoffs.Like these two were in college
Reply:If they were in the East they would do great and make playoffs but since they are in the east they are too young to bang with the suns,spurs,mavs, and other team in the west during the season and playoffs. Give Kevin Durant some years to live up to his hype and give the team more experience.


They can either finish as an 8th seed or barely miss playoffs.
Reply:they need a whole year to get used to there new team, then they will be good...but it sucks ray allen and rashard lewis left..if they were still in seattle they could of made it to the playoffs and won
Reply:I say at least 25-35 games.
Reply:In my opinion, this Sonics team will do well later, but this year will seem more of a rebuilding year that they can train some young players and draft some1 good. They should hope that this year's draft class will be as good as this ones was so they can draft some smaller players to try and replace Ray and Lewis. The starting lineup should look like this:





Center: Kurt Thomas


Power Foward: Chris Wilcox/ Kevin Durant


Small Foward: Wally Szczerbiak/ Kevin Durant (could play either with his light weight)


Shooting Guard: Delonte West


Point Guard: Ridnour
Reply:There i$ no way they got rid of RAY ALLEN, $o they got a good draft pick he is young
Reply:I think you guys will have an ok season but not a playoff season. I think maybe the season after that if the GM makes some nice moves and gets maybe some more fresh talent and vets maybe the Sonics can get into the playoffs. The GM will have to watch the season and just see what's working and what's not working, make deals accordingly and another high draft pick next year. I think the Sonics are a work in progess team for the time being, we'll see.
Reply:No right now they are not contenders for a championship very young and their core of players are inexpirenced in playing on a NBA court but they contenders for a playoff spot and maybe can get to the second round. But don't be disappointed because in a few years when Kevin Durant and Jeff Green grow + any other draft picks they make in the near future and also make other transaction like trades and free agents. There will be a time where you and a lot of people are going to say wow can anybody contend with the Sonics and they are going to win every single year. Seattle fans would not just care about football and Baseball. Their arena is going to be sold out and still a lot more fans are so disapointed because they couldn't get in and they would be fans like Spurs,Lakers,Celtics, heck maybe even us knick fans would be like why could'nt we be born in seattle to expirence this and would even change teams to root for and become frods for doing so. And Stars would be taking less money to win their and that dynasty would be like the New York Yankees of the NBA.
Reply:probably not


4 out of 25 questions help with homework on psycology please?

: Which childhood disorder of excess fluid in the brain illustrates brain plasticity?


epilepsy


hydrocephalus


schizophrenia








2: What is the name of cells in the striate cortex that respond to stimuli of certain sizes or direction of movement?


feature detector cells


anti-coagulation cells


REM receptor cells








3: Which area of the brain is likely to be damaged if a person is able to see familiar faces but not recognize them?


the temporal lobes


the synapses


the seratonin levels








4: How long does it take Susannah to readapt to her normal world after wearing the lenses for a week?


one week


one day


one hour

4 out of 25 questions help with homework on psycology please?
1. Hydrocephalus





2. Feature Detector Cells





3. Temporal lobes





4. 1 Hour.
Reply:The first one is hydrocephalus


Second one is feature detector cells


3rd is the the temporal lobes


I don't know what the 4th one is...for a guess...i would say a day?





Hope this helps


Who can name these country songs?

just a quiz. whoever gets the most songs right wins ten points.


these are little clips from songs by various artists





1 - "His fist is big, but my gun's bigger..."


2 - "There's a big white house on a hill..."


3 - "He sees my future as having a past..."


4 - "My final meal is over, they're gonna set me free..."


5 - "Who've wished upon a shooting star..."


6 - "I just wanna be close to you..."


7 - "Familiar faces and dandelion bracelets..."


8 - "I ain't first class..."


9 - "I'll never leave, I'll never stray..."


10 - "You don't have to be my friend..."

Who can name these country songs?
1.) Miranda Lambert "Gunpowder %26amp; Lead"


4.)Eric church ''lighting''


5.)Martina Mcbride '' this ones for the girls''


7.)Kellie pickler '' small town girl''


9.)Terri Clark,'' I just wanna be mad?''





Thats all the ones I know lol.
Reply:1.gun powder and lead


2.Arlington


3.More Boys I Meet


4.lightning


5.This One's For The Girls


6.close to you


7.small town girl


8.some girls do


9.i just wanna be mad


10. dont laugh at me
Reply:Not me because I HATE country music with a passion