Familiar face?

A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that the


rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand,


smiled and said hello to him. He is rather taken back that such


a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he


cannot place where he might know her from, so he says, "Sorry


do you know me?"





She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the


father of one of my children!"





His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been


unfaithful, "Geeezus!" he says. "Are you that strip-o-gram at my


bachelor party that I made it with on the pool table in front of all


my friends while your girlfriend whipped my bare butt with a


wooden spatula?"





"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher."

Familiar face?
LOL...... thanks for a laugh.....
Reply:Nice 1





10/10 an` a * 4 U





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Reply:haha, what a dumbass!!!!!!!!
Reply:yes liked that one !!!! will use tommorow thanks
Reply:funny!
Reply:good one.
Reply:Ha Ha Ha! Very funny! lol! 10/10! Freaky dad! Ha!
Reply:Ouch, detention for him, what a good time guy. 10/10
Reply:LOL heard it before but its still funny!!!! LMAO!!!!