Familiar Faces?

A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her company at home. She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot. It wouldn't be as much work as a dog, and it would be fun to hear it speak.





She went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. She went to the owner of the store and asked how much the bird cost. The owner said it was $50. Delighted that such a rare looking and beautiful bird wasn't more expensive, she agreed to buy it.





The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a whorehouse. Sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."





The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird. She told the owner that she still wanted the bird. The pet shop owner sold her the bird and she took it home. She hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

Familiar Faces?
hah i laugh at all your funny jokes
Reply:that is the funniest joke i have ever heard, lol. unbelievably funny
Reply:haha, that's reallly funny. love it
Reply:Ha Ha.
Reply:wtf i don't get it. Why would she want company if she has a family.
Reply:O_O





Oh my God!


*implodes from laughter*
Reply:lol


OMG


I like this


I saw it when u posted it but I couldnt answer then
Reply:cute
Reply:Funny
Reply:ouch!
Reply:Good one, you get a star!!!
Reply:ahahha too funny =] lol. im usin this sometime =]
Reply:lol