Funny scenario (for my biblicaly literate people)?

I just though of a funny scenario,


imagine for a minute after all of God's children are in heaven and we're all seeing the familiar faces of friends and family members. We're all in our little groups asking them "hey, how you get here??" some say i got shot, some say car accident, others were slaughtered for preaching the gospel, some died of cancer, aids, just really painful deaths right, and then out of nowhere the prophet Elijah listening in on the conversation comes in trying to relate but he can't because he never experienced death. Everyone looks at him wishing they had the "old charriot pick-up" on their last day.

Funny scenario (for my biblicaly literate people)?
Haha he had a limo service from heaven...
Reply:Oh it wasn't a question - he just wanted to share some of his musings with people who might understand.
Reply:Wow that really is verrrrry fu..... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.


*yawn*
Reply:Did you ask a question and I missed it?
Reply:That is kind of funny. I suppose Enoch would be in a similar position-I guess he and Elijah would be on one side and everyone else on the other.


Just kidding, I know there would be no 'divisions' in heaven but still a funny thought.
Reply:Imagine talking to Paul, James, or some missionary who suffered a horrible torturous death because they would not renounce the name of Christ. How small is that going to make you feel.
Reply:that is funny
Reply:no jealousy in heaven ---
Reply:If the question was "is that scenario funny?" ... I'd have to say only marginally. I get the joke, but it's no really "ha-ha" funny ... more, "oh I see, yeah" funny.
Reply:the Bible tells about 2 prophets that will appear in the tribulation to preach the gospel, and will die, the whole world will see them.. and even throw a party because they are gone.. then on the 3rd day they will arise.. many people believe that one of those prophets will be Elijah, because he never died.. sounds reasonable.. doesn't it?


if so, then his day of death is coming.
Reply:what is funny about that?


what is the purpose of your life ?
Reply:Very funny.
Reply:Whats your point? This is funny how?
Reply:Well, there's going to be alot that met Jesus in the air !